By dkl9, written 2026-015, revised 2026-015 (0 revisions)
The following are graph-theory-based parody lyrics of Bad Habits (Sheeran, 2021).
Every time your edges pair, the routes can loop back tight. Every time the total's shared, node visits don't rewind. I can rearrange a list and force divergent lines, But this set joins to be more cumbrous.
It's non-planar, so there's some part completing five, Or two sides of three, connected from side to side. Doesn't have to be direct; you could go subdivide. Kazimierz Kuratowski, nineteen-, thirty. It's non-planar, polyhedra it couldn't fit. Edges more than three times vertices, minus six. Yeah, I was tryin' to curve edges, but still must admit, Such attempts would help like staph, a gaffe, a gaffe, It's non-planar — messy graph!
It's non-planar — messy graph. It's non-planar — messy graph.
Every node-connection fits in numbers square-arrayed. Raisin' over integers to count a walker's ways. It started with zeroes and ones, then G plus B times j. I'll only take a constant-time wait.
It's non-planar, so there's some part completing five, Or two sides of three, connected from side to side. Doesn't have to be direct; you could go subdivide. Kazimierz Kuratowski, nineteen-, thirty. It's non-planar, polyhedra it couldn't fit. Edges more than three times vertices, minus six. Yeah, I was tryin' to curve edges, but still must admit, Such attempts would help like staph, a gaffe, a gaffe, It's non-planar — messy graph!
It's non-planar — messy graph. It's non-planar — messy graph.
We took a short way 'round. Not the best — heuristics unsound, now,
It's non-planar, so there's some part completing five, Or two sides of three, connected from side to side. Doesn't have to be direct; you could go subdivide. Kazimierz Kuratowski, nineteen-, thirty. It's non-planar, polyhedra it couldn't fit. Edges more than three times vertices, minus six. Yeah, I was tryin' to curve edges, but still must admit, Such attempts would help like staph, a gaffe, a gaffe, It's non-planar — messy graph!
It's non-planar — messy graph. It's non-planar — messy graph.